Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR SECURITY HERE. We got our rights; we're as good as they are. Col. Robert E. Hogan: What kind of explosives have we got, Carter? Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Select another language: - Select - (Chinese - Simplified) Col. Robert E. Hogan: [trying to persuade Col. Klink to call General Burkhalter] Why don't you give him a call, sir it means so much to him. Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: The fat prosecutor. You've made me homesick for Cleveland. Carter: Hello? Col. Robert E. Hogan Col. Robert E. Hogan: They *shot* Holtz trying to escape- you're next! Colonel Crittendon: No need to worry, I have a photographic memory. He doesn't have a clue. Quiet you blithering idiot, I'm trying to think! 1 May 2023. [Klink brags that he is in tip-top physical shape]. *I am responsible for security here! I General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Shut mouth, Klink. Hans Georg Schultz: Why? The Adolf Hitler Bridge is still in business. You're still going to send me home, aren't you? Hochstetter:"In the middle of a war, you give yourself a birthday party?" Hogan:"Not at all, Major. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Honest with you? Andrew Carter: Yeah, and Klink's happy - nasty happy. Peter Newkirk: I find that question, sir, 'ighly insulting. Hochstetter meanwhile has called Himmler, explains the situation and receives orders to arrest Klink's "dear friend" Richter, to which Klink insists that he hardly knows him and that he has no dear friends, a fact which Hochstetter is willing to believe. Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is it at your camp, Klink? [Klink in a casual tone starts reading to himself the captain's orders paper], Colonel Klink: "All ranks are ordered to extend complete cooperation, assist without question. Schultz: No, no, it is Major Hochstetter. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, it's true, we dug the tunnel and tried to escape. Howard Caine. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Well, how do we get ahold of it? Col. Wilhelm Klink: I assure you I shall give the Gestapo my complete cooperation, Major Hochstetter. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That is me. : [Major Hochstetter returns to Stalag 13, demanding that Klink surrender the man in hiding. "Hogan's Heroes Quotes." He'll try to use the tunnel a day earlier and really escape. But the major has a plan to cripple the entire Russian rocket program. Hochstetter's Heroes Chapter 1: A Rude Awakening, a hogan's heroes : Werner Klemperer played Colonel Wilhelm Klink, the incompetent commandant of the camp, and John Banner played the bungling sergeant-of-the-guard, Sergeant Hans Schultz. You will all stay away from that rocket. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Your career is a delicate matter. Cpl. [pause] So what if you haven't told me who you're calling yet? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Your lying! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, I always have a glass before bedtime makes me sleep like a baby. Sgt. Sgt. I'm worried about spying. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We are here on a rather delicate matter - internal service politics. Marya Starring Bob Crane as Colonel Robert Hogan, the show was set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp for Western Allied prisoners during World War II . Col. Wilhelm Klink: You're a little late, my friend. He said 'Achtung' so I said 'Good morning' right back to him. Major Hochstetter: Kommandant Klink: a man who could have been great Louis LeBeau: A dancing lesson? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What are you babbling about? Now you may leave anytime, and take your spy, Private Berger, with you! Hans Georg Schultz: It's going to snow again. I'd have been back by, say, June - July at the latest. Officer: [approaches Hogan] Might I assist you? Company Credits For the next two weeks it's death takes a holiday. : This is WHY Major Wolfgang Hochstetter Was PROBABLY Agent "Nimrod!" Many watching Hogan's Heroes have seen the episode, the Missing Klink. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, General Burkhalter, what a pleasant surprise. Hogan: After your supply factory is blown up and the Gestapo blame you and you still want to stay? [Hogan pulls out two pieces of cake from behind his back] Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, thank you, Hogan. Ritter: The general was kind enough to let me tag along on the inspection tour. Colonel Klink: [to Burkhalter, over the radio, about the party] I'm only sorry there is no ice cream. The war is back on! Col. Wilhelm Klink: This one. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink!, I am a Staff Officer. [Hogan's typical obfuscation has just saved Klink's reputation before a Gestapo investigator - who has exited]. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [hangs up] We've got him. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Whose side are you on? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. Col. Robert E. Hogan: This little caper of yours better come off. Colonel Klink: If those orders are not carried out, both you and the courier will be court-martialed, shot and sent to the Russian front! A new order is coming, a new order! Sgt. Hochstetter had several catchphrases, including (referring to Hogan) "Who is this man?" and "What is this man doing here?", and "I will surround this camp with a ring of steel." He would also shout "Baah!" as he leaves the room, when frustrated by the camp's incompetent commanding officer, Colonel Klink. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Kinch, you go with Carter and help him set up his bomb factory in Tunnel Number 3. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Schultz. Oh, unforgettable. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [shouting] And more, I wanna tell you [Klink and Hochstetter shout into each other, so you can barely understand what they're shouting]. Major Hans Kuehn: Very interesting. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: If I do, I'm liable to shoot him myself. Sergeant Walters: You're thinking of going there? NOTHING IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUKE OF YORK! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: How do you explain this, Klink? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [discussing the Crittendon Plan] All I can say, Crittendon, is it better be good. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Who knows? I accept it with the deepest of humility. That's a good one. I think the general's going to be ill - deathly ill. Newkirk, we have a job for the Mighty Hogan Art Players. Schultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I consider it the perfect oversight. This is a prisoner of war camp. Schultz: Hess is a mess. He'll do for them what he's done for you. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Personally? Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's a terrible thing to do. Hans Georg Schultz: You said it, big boy. Lady Leslie Chitterly: Robert Robert Hogan! Col. Robert E. Hogan: I don't know anything about the underground or sabotage. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I assume you have set up a strong guard for the plane? No one has ever escaped from Stalag 13. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You may come and go as you please, Kommandant. : My men gave it to me. He is best remembered for playing the role of German Gestapo Major 'Wolfgang Hochstetter' in the television comedy series, Hogan's Heroes (1967 to 1971). You are now Big Chief Running Bear Who Goes Swift And Sure To Beer Garden. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Schultz tells about his evening] Don't just stand there, Schultz. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, you meant the lady in the red dress, and she has been eating steadily for an hour and a half. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [looks in Newkirk's mouth] Aha! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, that's not the code Oh, it's the old double-look method. Hans Georg Schultz: You forgot pigs By the way who are we talking about? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of them. Take him away, Klink. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Through our local travelers aid man, Colonel Klink. Colonel Klink: Glad to have you with us, Captain. He knows what he's doing. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of you. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will be shot. Hogan: Oh, yeah. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, how is dear wife the charming and delightful Fran General? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Because you could fly or because you were bald? Cpl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: We'll give it back after we take it apart and make blueprints of it. I'm worried about spying. Col. Wilhelm Klink You're not arranging right now for Zagoskin to escape to Russia? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The gestapo never arrests the wrong man. : General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: First suppose you tell me what you were doing there. Colonel Crittendon: Straight from the horror of war. Louis LeBeau: Maybe they'll drop us some USO girls. Actor. : Chocolate bars? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look, I got the idea of stealing it, right? Take a bottle and do not hurry back. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look Metzler, why can't you understand? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [annoyed] I didn't say you said anything about Friday. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Thank you. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Now, Klink, last night, not too far from here, a convoy was blown up, almost totally destroyed. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Sounds like a hotel room I once had in Cleveland. Signed General Jodl for the F?hrer." What do I do? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Who's defending him? Andrew Carter: Three firecrackers and a can of lighter fluid. Hans Georg Schultz: [Tries to cover up Hogan and Tiger] Col. Hogan! Louis LeBeau: All you're gonna get is my name, rank and serial number. Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. It ran for 168 episodes from September 17, 1965, to April 4, 1971, on the CBS network. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape? Tell me, is that jackass Klink still in command? You are succeeding in doing, by yourself, what millions of enemy soldiers are unable to do: Bring the Third Reich to its knees. You know nothing! Keep your costs down, put your house in order, or the next time you want caviar, you won't have to import it - you can catch your own on the Volga. Top 14 Major Hochstetter Quotes & Sayings Col. Robert E. Hogan: For the liberation. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [after sending Maj. Hochstetters spy out of the office, making him believe they're gonna raid the prisoner's barracks Wednesday night] Tuesday night. The actress, named Sabrina Scharf, had a booming body, so I googled her, and guess who else she played on a 60s TV show. Isaac Bashevis Singer We were born with natural rights. Look, if the Germans can have an American prisoner, why can't the Americans have a German prisoner. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Someone around here has to be. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You have no prisoners in there. In the second place this isn't a social visit, its official. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Which wire, Colonel Klink? [Hogan has ordered Newkirk to fake a toothache]. Cpl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: But why should that responsibility fall upon me? Col. Robert E. Hogan: It doesn't matter, Kinch. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter I never could hang on to money. HOCHSTETTER GETS THE DROP ON THE KILLER, IN MAJOR HOCHSTETTER, GESTAPO H ow's that for a provocative title? Howard Caine: Maj. Hochstetter, Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter - IMDb Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter If my head is to roll, all heads will roll. Therefore Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter [points to the white wire], Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Cuts the black wire, the bomb stops ticking]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Hi Schultz! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Now, that's the worst blow of all. Hogan's Heroes (1965) mistakes in show generally Col. Robert E. Hogan: [telling Klink what a good catch Burkhalter's sister is to marry] Gertrude is just the kind of woman you need. Do you allow this sort of thing? Quotes [] Major Wolfgang Hochstetter: "Colonel Hogan, that you were able to operate for so long is a tribute to the stupidity of your beloved Kommandant." Bloopers [] External links [] Sticky Wicket Newkirk at the Internet Movie Database; Sticky Wicket Newkirk episode capsule at Webstalag 13; The Hofbrau She looks like her brother. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Even if the wrong man comes along, you'd better grab him. Is anyone an expert on Hogan's uniform from Hogan's Heroes? Klink is bucking for rat fink. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Klink thinks Burkhalter is there to make him marry his sister Gertrude] Well, you see, sir, this is very difficult for me to say, but, uh, I feel in my heart that I am not worthy of Gertrude. Marya: Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. : [repeated line] Major Hochstetter : Who is this man and what is he doing here! Hans Georg Schultz: Let me see. After service in the Navy during WWII, Caine continued his studies at The School of . General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You're a good-looking girl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, I'll arrange that. General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? Col. Wilhelm Klink: But, But this is classified, General.